simple VS real FRIENDS

i got this from a (friendster) bulletin post of a good friend, AJ

• A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
  
• A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!)
• A simple friend has never seen you cry.
• A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears…
• A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
• A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
• A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
• A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
• A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
• A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
• A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
• A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
• A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
• A real friend could blackmail you with it.
• A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
• A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
• A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
• A real friend expects to always be there for you!