Life's A Bitch

Shooter

Everybody's tellin all,
baring their souls,
just to go on the Rikki Lake Show
Shoo-bi-doop-doop-why

Last night I turned the TV on,
you were booed off stage,
singin your famous love song
Why?

And tell me who makes the rules?

Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Wanna belong to the world today
Oh, Life's a bitch and then ya die
Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Can't believe what I heard today
Oh yeah, Life's a bitch and then ya die

Shoo-bi-doop-bow

I mean, while I got my magazine tellin me,
sellin me lies on how I could be the perfect ten
Shoo-bi-doop-doop-why

And my boyfriend left just the other day,
he's all messed up,
is he straight or is he gay
Shoo-bi-doop-doop-why

So tell me who makes the rules

Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Wanna belong to the world today
Oh, Life's a bitch and then ya die
Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Can't believe what I heard today
Oh yeah, Life's a bitch and then ya die

So if I fall
If I fall...oh...all